門道與熱鬧_名人惡搞(上)

惡搞這件事
早就應該正式被全球EMBA列為重要行銷工具了，只要符合真實/窺探/好笑/高完成度，
最好再加上名人加持，極小預算也可以達到最大效益。

很抱歉我來炒個冷飯，去年在youtube上，有個最有名的名人惡搞
"I am fxxking Matt Damon"
不知各位看官有沒有看過，如果聽過了請按上一頁，沒有聽過的請繼續觀賞。

Jimmy Kimmel Live
是美國知名的脫口秀節目，
去年年初，
主持人Jimmy Kimmel的女朋友Sarah Silverman
以特別來賓身分上5周年節目訪問，
並要送上一個短片來恭喜，
節目上支支嗚嗚的好像有難言之隱，
果然沒錯，
送上的短片還編了歌曲拍成MV
 "I am Fxxking Matt Damon",
公布了她跟Matt Damon的姦情，
著實讓Jimmy當場戴了綠帽。

歌詞在這
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m sorry but it’s true
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m not imaging it’s you
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain’t lying

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon

最後還說，還有什麼不清楚的話，可以打給她經紀人～
他們兩個要把握時間去那個那個了。

話還沒說完，
身為一個脫口秀主持人也不是沒經過大風大浪，
他後來在節目中說他尊重女友Sarah的選擇，
但自己也有話想跟Sarah說，
Jimmy也坦承自己也有外遇，
而且對象還是個男的!!正好就是Matt Damon的麻吉Ben Affleck，
不只這樣，
Jimmy還找來布萊德比特、羅賓威廉斯、哈里遜福特、卡麥蓉狄亞等等來助陣，拍了下面這支短片來報復。



這隻大手筆的MV歌詞在這邊
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time.
I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon.
I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you.
I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive.
I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…

Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
He’s fucking Ben.
Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.

原來在這之前，
兩人還有一段歷史可考，
有一次Jimmy邀請Matt上節目，前頭故意的廢話一堆拖時間，
當Matt出場後，Jimmy卻貓哭耗子抱歉地說：很不幸的，我們完全沒時間了，你能明天晚上再來嗎？
Matt當場暴粗口，和Jimmy吵了起來！



真的是這樣嗎?
其實我們都被惡搞了，
原來是他們兩個演給大家看的，
隔天的show上Jimmy跟Matt都證實了這件事。

只是之後的製作物做得那麼龐大，
完成度那麼高，
各大明星都出來站台，
且也願意一起惡搞，
實在是太酷了~~~~
只是不知道到底是誰出的錢就是了。